FREE Political Expose – Looking Glass Shattered

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Looking Glass Shattered:

Cubicle Commando to Constitutional Conservative Leader

 

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Everyone knows and hears Roy Backpack Baron.

The legendary adventurer, anchor host and news editor and learn why Roy Backpack Baron is running to be the President of the United States of America in 2016.

Roy Backpack Baron, is author of the new smash hit, Looking Glass Shattered: Cubicle Commando to Constitutional Conservative Leader A Roy Backpack Baron TRUE STORY.

A lot of people ask Backpack, why did you walk away from the cubicle to start adventure and risk?

Roy Backpack Baron says, “I had well over thirty reasons to do it and it’s forever changed how I see the world”. Backpack learns from retired CIA operatives, Admirals, Generals, Bureau Chiefs, Fortune 500 CEO’s to the downtrodden homeless around the USA how our nation is quickly turning into a third world hell hole and how selecting him to be your President in 2016 will turn things around.

Backpack’s masterful portrayal of the sheer beauty of America, it’s people, wilderness and cities drives this story.

Almost Royalty – A Romantic Comedy…of Sorts

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Almost Royalty:
A Romantic Comedy…of Sorts

 

By Courtney Hamilton

 

*99¢ SALE thru June 7th.*

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“A hilarious, scathing tale of LA life.” — Kirkus Reviews

Courtney Hamilton is a Velveeta-loving attorney driven to distraction by a city that seethes with soul-sucking status seekers. When her friend Marcie formulates an impossibly detailed rating system for acceptable men—the Los Angeles Eco-Chain of Dating—Courtney goes on a self-destructive binge that doesn’t stop until she gets thrown out of group therapy for insulting a former child actress.

Courtney is mortified as she watches her best friends give up stellar careers in law and the arts to marry entertainment royalty and civilian overachievers. Worse, they expect Courtney to do the same. So they hatch plots to get her to give up her career, break her addiction to fake cheese, marry into high-orbit wealth and rule the stratosphere alongside them.

But Courtney resists. She doesn’t want to be a poster child for the Opt-Out Generation. And she certainly doesn’t want to be molded into date bait for the top rung of L.A. society. All Courtney wants is to be left alone so she can search beneath the surface for a meaningful life. But between a meddling, narcissistic mother, a self-absorbed therapist and friends trying to send her to dating re-education camps, it seems that fake cheese is the only genuine thing left in the city. Social ambition combats self-actualization in this biting tale of one woman’s search for certainty in a city full of mirages.

 

 

Humor, Satire, & a Cup of Joe

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Humor, Satire, & a Cup of Joe

Blackie Guru Experiment

by Blackie Guru & Stephen Jones

 

 

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Blackie Guru The Starbucks Guru the $1,000 a minute guru

Join us for this Dangerous Journey…a Double Shot no foam Grande Latte Black Ops Mission with no room for cream. And best you be assured the Starbucks Secret Police don’t want u to know about.

Blackie Guru is part of a pilot program where he works out of Starbucks as a $1,000 a minute guru…Just order off of the Starbucks menu along with your favorite drink. Enlightenment is guaranteed in 5 minutes or less or your coffee is free.

 

 

 

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MASH UP – SATIRE: Frankenstein, or The Modern Washingtonian: The Walton Letters

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Frankenstein, or The Modern Washingtonian: The Walton Letters

 

A Satire / Mash Up / Humor Book
by Liam James Leaven & Mary Shelley

 

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“By slow degrees he recovered, and ate a little soup, which restored him wonderfully, although not without incessant declarations of how it did not compare to the butternut squash potage at Marcel’s.”

In this 7,300 word mash-up re-telling of the Walton Letters that introduce Mary Shelley’s classic gothic horror novel, Robert Walton, an underachieving pot dealer from Spokane, navigates a beat up RV towards Las Vegas with noble plans to save the family home from foreclosure. One evening while stuck in the desert en route, he and his crew witness a giant figure gliding across the desert horizon, “as if propelled by some magical force.” Their first inclination, that it might just be the weed, is extinguished the next morning when another figure — an emaciated Victor Frankenstein, corrupt Washington super-lobbyist extraordinaire — bangs his failing Segway into their RV and falls to the ground, before asking for an espresso. An incredible request for a man in such a state, particularly given the nightmarish dream of revenge that he is chasing after, a dream that will be recounted in a full mash-up edition of Frankenstein to be released during the 2016 election season: that of creating the perfect presidential candidate out of individual body parts, each sponsored by special interest groups and corporations that gain control of a percentage of the candidate’s brain, based upon how much they contribute.

Some friendships with young Pentagon aids who work in top-secret Robotic Humanoid Intelligence departments are not strategic, others are.

 

About the Author: Liam James Leaven

Liam James Leaven is the name of a computer program that travels through the ethereal Space of Cyber, posting random musings at binary will at some of the world’s most preeminent think tanks and thought gathering grounds. Recently, in a flash of Avatar-esque genius, Liam James Leaven’s programmer recruited a goofy looking bloke to hook a motherboard and WiFi connection to his brain and be Liam James Leaven’s tactile connection to the real world.

While Liam James Leaven leaps from WiFi to cable modem to Ethernet connection, leaving a trail of woeful ruminations in his path, his avatar travels the streets, roads, paths and alleyways of the world, peddling hard copies of the program’s RNG-generated musings. Together, Liam James Leaven and his avatar hope to one day conquer the world, take all the stuff, recede to their compound and build a big fence

Connect with Liam at: http://www.liamjamesleaven.com/

 

 

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Awkward Moments Children’s Bible –
A Double Dose of Biblical Humor

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Awkward Moments
Children’s Bible, Vol. 1 & 2

BEWARE – NOT FOR KIDS!

 

Get Both Books Here

About This Project

 

This is definitely not your average children’s Bible! If you thought the bestseller “Go The F**k To Sleep” was inappropriate for story-time with kids, you haven’t seen anything yet! Leave it to the Bible!

How well do you know the Good Book?
Awkward Moments 2
What began as a private online gag among interfaith friends quickly grew into a book to meet the demands of adoring fans! Combining actual Bible verses with more than 30 whimsical original illustrations, Awkward Moments uses humor to encourage people from all walks of faith to think, perhaps for the first time, about how the Bible continues to shape our culture.

Let’s be honest – there are some things in the Good Book that are just… awkward! There are verses we’d like to forget or that have been changed throughout the centuries. There are many verses you’ve never heard before in church, let alone seen in your average children’s Bible! Not to mention the verses that have been added over the centuries!

Awkward Moments Children’s Bible is much more than an irreverent book for your coffee table! Readers of all faiths will find themselves laughing out loud while being encouraged to think about the Bible in a new way.

New in Volume 2:

STILL NOT FOR KIDS! If you thought our first bestseller was inappropriate for kids, this volume is barely appropriate for adults! More incest, genocide, talking animals, wrestling matches, martyrs, abortion, magic, homosexuality and selficide! What would Jesus do? You might be surprised what His own family thought of Him!

From the opening foreword by Evangelical pastor, author, and professor Dan Kimball (of Vintage Faith Church), to the challenging commentaries in the second half of the book, Awkward Moments Children’s Bible is much more than an irreverent book for your coffee table! Readers of all faiths will find themselves laughing out loud while being encouraged to think about the Bible in a new way.

The Goal? Awkward Moments encourages readers to really understand what is in their Bibles and think for themselves about the context of Biblical teaching. The 32 color illustrations and included commentaries will likely challenge some readers to reflect on how religion continues to shape the lives and culture of future generations. If readers happen to laugh out loud and enjoy the interactive puzzles and games in the mean time – it’s just an added bonus!

Connect with the Author:

Order website link: www.awkwardmomentsbible.com/order/
Author website url: www.facebook.com/awkwardbible
Twitter account: https://twitter.com/AwkwardBible

 

 

 

Almost Royalty: A Romantic Comedy…of Sorts

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Almost Royalty:
A Romantic Comedy…of Sorts

 

By Courtney Hamilton

 

*99¢ SALE  thru Sept. 29th.*

Get Your Copy Here

 

 

“A hilarious, scathing tale of LA life.” — Kirkus Reviews

Courtney Hamilton is a Velveeta-loving attorney driven to distraction by a city that seethes with soul-sucking status seekers. When her friend Marcie formulates an impossibly detailed rating system for acceptable men—the Los Angeles Eco-Chain of Dating—Courtney goes on a self-destructive binge that doesn’t stop until she gets thrown out of group therapy for insulting a former child actress.

Courtney is mortified as she watches her best friends give up stellar careers in law and the arts to marry entertainment royalty and civilian overachievers. Worse, they expect Courtney to do the same. So they hatch plots to get her to give up her career, break her addiction to fake cheese, marry into high-orbit wealth and rule the stratosphere alongside them.

But Courtney resists. She doesn’t want to be a poster child for the Opt-Out Generation. And she certainly doesn’t want to be molded into date bait for the top rung of L.A. society. All Courtney wants is to be left alone so she can search beneath the surface for a meaningful life. But between a meddling, narcissistic mother, a self-absorbed therapist and friends trying to send her to dating re-education camps, it seems that fake cheese is the only genuine thing left in the city. Social ambition combats self-actualization in this biting tale of one woman’s search for certainty in a city full of mirages.

 

 

Awkward Moments – there are some things in the Good Book that are just… awkward!

Awkward_Moments_Childrens_Bible_COVER
Awkward Moments
Children’s Bible, Vol. 1

BEWARE – NOT FOR KIDS!

 

Get Your Copy Here

About This Project

 

This is definitely not your average children’s Bible! If you thought the bestseller “Go The F**k To Sleep” was inappropriate for story-time with kids, you haven’t seen anything yet! Leave it to the Bible!

How well do you know the Good Book?
What began as a private online gag among interfaith friends quickly grew into a book to meet the demands of adoring fans! Combining actual Bible verses with more than 30 whimsical original illustrations, Awkward Moments uses humor to encourage people from all walks of faith to think, perhaps for the first time, about how the Bible continues to shape our culture.

Let’s be honest – there are some things in the Good Book that are just… awkward! There are verses we’d like to forget or that have been changed throughout the centuries. There are many verses you’ve never heard before in church, let alone seen in your average children’s Bible! Not to mention the verses that have been added over the centuries!

Awkward Moments Children’s Bible is much more than an irreverent book for your coffee table! Readers of all faiths will find themselves laughing out loud while being encouraged to think about the Bible in a new way.

The Goal? Awkward Moments encourages readers to really understand what is in their Bibles and think for themselves about the context of Biblical teaching. The 32 color illustrations and included commentaries will likely challenge some readers to reflect on how religion continues to shape the lives and culture of future generations. If readers happen to laugh out loud and enjoy the interactive puzzles and games in the mean time – it’s just an added bonus!

 

 

NSFW Humor & Satire – Psycho Proctologists

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Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom

 

Available Formats:

Kindle * Paperback * Audible

 

Forget Fifty Shades of Gray, this book is fifty shades blacker than your a**hole . . .

Michael McLaren is Hollywood’s proctologist to the stars. In Tinseltown, there’s no shortage of famous people who need things discreetly removed from their sphincters–or who want things shoved up there. Either way, business is good.

But when he discovers that demons dwell in the darkest crevices of existence, he’s unwittingly initiated into a secret society of demon hunters:

The Psycho Proctologists.

The world may think they’re crazy, but they’re all that’s standing between you and the Armageddon.

Because when flaming buttholes threaten to doom humanity as we know it, who ya gonna call?

A butt doctor.

 

About The Author:

W.W. Pecker is the top-secret pen name of an award-winning author.

No, really. It wasn’t the Nobel Prize, or even the Pulitzer, but it was an award for writing, dammit. And no, it wasn’t his third grade teacher’s class prize, either. Geez. Cynical, much?

When he’s not writing, he can usually be found watching “mature content” on the internet.

 

 

 

Humorous Satire – Psycho Proctologists

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Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom

 

Available Formats:

Kindle * Paperback * Audible

 

Forget Fifty Shades of Gray, this book is fifty shades blacker than your a**hole . . .

Michael McLaren is Hollywood’s proctologist to the stars. In Tinseltown, there’s no shortage of famous people who need things discreetly removed from their sphincters–or who want things shoved up there. Either way, business is good.

But when he discovers that demons dwell in the darkest crevices of existence, he’s unwittingly initiated into a secret society of demon hunters:

The Psycho Proctologists.

The world may think they’re crazy, but they’re all that’s standing between you and the Armageddon.

Because when flaming buttholes threaten to doom humanity as we know it, who ya gonna call?

A butt doctor.

 

About The Author:

W.W. Pecker is the top-secret pen name of an award-winning author.

No, really. It wasn’t the Nobel Prize, or even the Pulitzer, but it was an award for writing, dammit. And no, it wasn’t his third grade teacher’s class prize, either. Geez. Cynical, much?

When he’s not writing, he can usually be found watching “mature content” on the internet.

 

 

 

Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom

Psycho_Proctologists

Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom

 

Available Formats:

Kindle * Paperback * Audible

 

Forget Fifty Shades of Gray, this book is fifty shades blacker than your a**hole . . .

Michael McLaren is Hollywood’s proctologist to the stars. In Tinseltown, there’s no shortage of famous people who need things discreetly removed from their sphincters–or who want things shoved up there. Either way, business is good.

But when he discovers that demons dwell in the darkest crevices of existence, he’s unwittingly initiated into a secret society of demon hunters:

The Psycho Proctologists.

The world may think they’re crazy, but they’re all that’s standing between you and the Armageddon.

Because when flaming buttholes threaten to doom humanity as we know it, who ya gonna call?

A butt doctor.

 

About The Author:

W.W. Pecker is the top-secret pen name of an award-winning author.

No, really. It wasn’t the Nobel Prize, or even the Pulitzer, but it was an award for writing, dammit. And no, it wasn’t his third grade teacher’s class prize, either. Geez. Cynical, much?

When he’s not writing, he can usually be found watching “mature content” on the internet.

 

 

 

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