Almost Royalty – A Romantic Comedy…of Sorts

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Almost Royalty:
A Romantic Comedy…of Sorts

 

By Courtney Hamilton

 

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“A hilarious, scathing tale of LA life.” — Kirkus Reviews

Courtney Hamilton is a Velveeta-loving attorney driven to distraction by a city that seethes with soul-sucking status seekers. When her friend Marcie formulates an impossibly detailed rating system for acceptable men—the Los Angeles Eco-Chain of Dating—Courtney goes on a self-destructive binge that doesn’t stop until she gets thrown out of group therapy for insulting a former child actress.

Courtney is mortified as she watches her best friends give up stellar careers in law and the arts to marry entertainment royalty and civilian overachievers. Worse, they expect Courtney to do the same. So they hatch plots to get her to give up her career, break her addiction to fake cheese, marry into high-orbit wealth and rule the stratosphere alongside them.

But Courtney resists. She doesn’t want to be a poster child for the Opt-Out Generation. And she certainly doesn’t want to be molded into date bait for the top rung of L.A. society. All Courtney wants is to be left alone so she can search beneath the surface for a meaningful life. But between a meddling, narcissistic mother, a self-absorbed therapist and friends trying to send her to dating re-education camps, it seems that fake cheese is the only genuine thing left in the city. Social ambition combats self-actualization in this biting tale of one woman’s search for certainty in a city full of mirages.

 

 

Coffee, Cigarettes and Crisis
A Romantic Comedy by Jana Misho

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Coffee, Cigarettes and Crisis

 

A romantic comedy / urban /
a quarter-life crisis of an almost parisian

by Jana Misho

 

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A girl in a loving relationship with Paris, with two best friends and a father figure she found in Pigalle, leads a perfectly designed life, in her Gare du Nord apartment, with a wonderful job and a lot of coffee.

Yet, one spilled coffee, one lost job, and one small flood later, Paris fails in always being a good idea, and manages to mock the heroine in every step. She slowly forgets what peace and boredom feels like, and learns that quarter life crisis is not only a thing, but it’s happening to her. As if that’s not enough, she finds herself batting her eye-lashes at a man she didn’t even notice before. Mothering complicated and eccentric friends, fighting with the person whose indigo shade of eyes she noticed just five minutes ago, also contributes to a chaos which is very unnerving for a person who simply doesn’t like turbulence. And when your father figure is in fact a bohemian art enthusiast who works at/owns a strip club on Pigalle, all the advice you can get puts things into a rather unique perspective.

Growing up can be quite difficult, especially when it’s happening some time after you decided you’ve completed that process. Especially when all you can think about is escaping yourself, and Paris simply won’t let you do that.

 

 

About the Author: Jana Misho

Jana MishoI am a new author and I write things I want to read. I spent my whole childhood going in and out of Paris, and it is my inspiration on every level. I love Salvador Dali, espresso and urban scenery and even though my first book is an urban romantic comedy, I love Tolkien and I’m biting my nails until GRRM’s The Winds of Winter comes out.

I am 28, I paint and drink coffee a lot. If you want to make me miserable, all you have to do is put me somewhere in the country, with no buildings, no asphalt and no service. I’ll probably bring my laptop and write there anyway, and my shoes will be totally inappropriate.

 

Connect with Jana:
Ordering page:   http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00K4MT3NY
Blog:   https://janamisho.wordpress.com/
Facebook:   https://www.facebook.com/janamisho?fref=ts

 

 

 

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No Hope for Gomez!

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No Hope for Gomez!

A Comedy, Romantic Comedy, Literary Fiction
by Graham Parke

 

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It’s the age-old tale:

Boy meets girl.
Boy stalks girl.
Girl already has a stalker.
Boy becomes her stalker-stalker.

We’ve seen it all before, many times, but this time it’s different. If only slightly.

Gomez is eternally bewildered by the ease with which others navigate the world. He’s never had much luck with women, or jobs, or anything really. Even gravity seems to pull on him a little harder than it does on others. But when he enters a medical trail and a super sexy research assistant falls for him, he thinks his luck has changed – even if that assistant has trouble expressing herself in terms outside the realm of science.

But when one of the trial participants turns up dead and another goes missing, Gomez begins to fear for his life. No longer sure whom he can trust and which of his experiences are actually real and which merely drug induced delusions, he decides to go underground and work out a devious plan.

“Extremely witty and clever writing that contains keen insights into human nature.” –California Chronicle

“Challenges the way we think about, and interact with, the world around us.” –Kirkus Discoveries

“The antics in this book will leave the reader laughing. Graham Parke is a genius.” –Readers Favorite

“A quick and unputdownable read that flies in the face of reason, and smashes against the wall of detective novels. It’s a Coens Brothers’ film formatted in book form.” –Book Review

“A very funny book; a veritable page turner of nonstop laughs. Buy a copy and find out for yourself!” –Reader Views

 

 

 

 

Almost Royalty: A Romantic Comedy…of Sorts

Courtney hamilton-almostroyalty

Almost Royalty:
A Romantic Comedy…of Sorts

 

By Courtney Hamilton

 

*99¢ SALE  thru Sept. 29th.*

Get Your Copy Here

 

 

“A hilarious, scathing tale of LA life.” — Kirkus Reviews

Courtney Hamilton is a Velveeta-loving attorney driven to distraction by a city that seethes with soul-sucking status seekers. When her friend Marcie formulates an impossibly detailed rating system for acceptable men—the Los Angeles Eco-Chain of Dating—Courtney goes on a self-destructive binge that doesn’t stop until she gets thrown out of group therapy for insulting a former child actress.

Courtney is mortified as she watches her best friends give up stellar careers in law and the arts to marry entertainment royalty and civilian overachievers. Worse, they expect Courtney to do the same. So they hatch plots to get her to give up her career, break her addiction to fake cheese, marry into high-orbit wealth and rule the stratosphere alongside them.

But Courtney resists. She doesn’t want to be a poster child for the Opt-Out Generation. And she certainly doesn’t want to be molded into date bait for the top rung of L.A. society. All Courtney wants is to be left alone so she can search beneath the surface for a meaningful life. But between a meddling, narcissistic mother, a self-absorbed therapist and friends trying to send her to dating re-education camps, it seems that fake cheese is the only genuine thing left in the city. Social ambition combats self-actualization in this biting tale of one woman’s search for certainty in a city full of mirages.

 

 

Almost Royalty: A Romantic Comedy…of Sorts

Courtney hamilton-almostroyalty

Almost Royalty:
A Romantic Comedy…of Sorts

 

By Courtney Hamilton

 

*99¢ SALE  July 28 – Aug. 5th*

Get Your Copy Here

 

 

“A hilarious, scathing tale of LA life.” — Kirkus Reviews

Courtney Hamilton is a Velveeta-loving attorney driven to distraction by a city that seethes with soul-sucking status seekers. When her friend Marcie formulates an impossibly detailed rating system for acceptable men—the Los Angeles Eco-Chain of Dating—Courtney goes on a self-destructive binge that doesn’t stop until she gets thrown out of group therapy for insulting a former child actress.

Courtney is mortified as she watches her best friends give up stellar careers in law and the arts to marry entertainment royalty and civilian overachievers. Worse, they expect Courtney to do the same. So they hatch plots to get her to give up her career, break her addiction to fake cheese, marry into high-orbit wealth and rule the stratosphere alongside them.

But Courtney resists. She doesn’t want to be a poster child for the Opt-Out Generation. And she certainly doesn’t want to be molded into date bait for the top rung of L.A. society. All Courtney wants is to be left alone so she can search beneath the surface for a meaningful life. But between a meddling, narcissistic mother, a self-absorbed therapist and friends trying to send her to dating re-education camps, it seems that fake cheese is the only genuine thing left in the city. Social ambition combats self-actualization in this biting tale of one woman’s search for certainty in a city full of mirages.

 

 

Free Mature RomCom – My mother in law’s lover

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My mother in law’s lover

Mature Romantic Comedy
by S M Mala

 

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My mother in law, Joan, is a thorn in my side. I’m her son’s widow and mother of one.

I truly want a relationship with a man I can trust… and I need some sex as it has been a long… long… long… time.

The problem is I can’t find a man who wants me and who I want, leaving me deflated and sexually frustrated… then I meet Hal.

Now he’s everything a woman would want, handsome, successful and most importantly, he knows how to push my buttons in and out of bed… there’s only one little problem… he’s sleeping with Joan.

It’s a love triangle at an ever so warped angle but it’s one that’s worth the challenge because when you desperately need someone, anyone can be better than no-one… unless it’s your mother in law’s lover…

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The Secret History of Hatty Ha Ha … ends

Romantic Comedy
by S M Mala

 

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Each person is still trying to come to terms of what happened that fateful night when ‘Hurricane Hatty’ took beautiful Hatty away and the devastation and joy it made to their lives.

After six years, further unexpected twists and turns take place for Murray, Delores and Jake, each one carrying their own weight of guilt after Hatty was cruelly swept away… but was she?

Could that really have been the end of Hatty Ha Ha or is someone hiding a secret?

Life’s twists and turns continue in this tale of young and old love, desire and lust set against the backdrop of tropical heat.

Enemies show their real claws and secrets are eventually revealed which will bring great, life changing, joy for some and complete tragedy for others.

The mystery and sexually charged relationships continues until the secret life of Hatty Ha Ha … ends.

 

 

Three Times A Charm – Interracial Romantic Comedy

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Three Times A Charm

Romantic Comedy & Multicultural Romance

by Elizabeth Kelley

 

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Another Bestseller from Ophelia Madison Press.

 

CHARLOTTE flicked open her laptop and began typing away. She had a marketing plan due in just two days and although she was given more than a month to do it, she procrastinated and landed herself almost last in a tight race against time to produce a plan worthy of implementation. Charlotte had been blessed with one of the greatest jobs in the world. Well at least for her that’s what it felt like to be working as the Marketing Manager for Trenton and Associates. The company was one of the largest law firms in England. It was all her hard work in college paying of big time. She had studied marketing management and graduated at the top of her class. It was quite an accomplishment for her as the youngest member of her family to achieve such a high degree of education.

This novel is not intended for readers under the age of eighteen.