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A Hilarious Book for Kids

September 2, 2013 children's book, Humor

Arthur Pong And His Smelly Song
(Fart Stories: Children’s Picture Book)

by Jose Fernandez

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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Get This Audiobook for FREE

That’s right…For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of “Arthur Pong And His Smelly Song” with your purchase of this Kindle ebook. You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects!) and page through over 2 dozen hilarious illustrations. That’s twice the farting fun for kids of all ages!

Arthur Pong was just an ordinary boy who after school loved to sing and fart at the same time!

His neighbors cannot stand his awful pong, but will that stop Arthur from singing and farting his pants off?

Download “Arthur Pong” right now for your kids…and get the “Arthur Pong” audiobook for FREE (start laughing right now!).

From #1 Best-Selling Author Jose Fernandez

Jose Fernandez lives out in the suburbs of Sunny London, England and loves to think up funny stories about farting and disgusting things all day long. He wrote the “Smelly Tales” series to showcase his favourite pet hobby, farting.

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Mystery and Humor FREE Kindle Book Today!

August 21, 2013 Book Tour Radio, Humor, Mystery

Free for Today ONLY!

Crazy in Paradise

by Deborah Brown

Grab your FREE Copy!

Welcome to Tarpon Cove.

Dying in the Middle of Summer is Sweaty Business…

If you ever put yourself in trouble by picking up someone else’s past, you have to meet Madison Westin, an honorary Trouble Queen.

Madison is a quirky motel owner, who recently inherited her aunt’s beachfront motel in the Florida Keys. But that is NOT all she inherited, as the motel houses a slew of colorful tenant’s – drunks, ex-cons, fugitives, and whatever bad guy you can think of.

How to solve this mess…?
That is really not that difficult if you are Madison Westin.

Step 1: Take back control of YOUR motel

Step 2: Learn the ins and outs of blackmail, murder, and drugs

Step 3: If all fails, hope for the best…

Deborah Brown’s Crazy in Paradise is packed with Action, Romance, Intrigue, Mystery and Suspense. Oh… did I forget to mention the humor makes for a fast and enjoyable read? This book will be difficult to put down!

Meet the Author: Deborah Brown

Deborah Brown is the author of two novels, Crazy in Paradise and Deception in Paradise, both, “laugh out loud, roller coaster rides.” She’s been writing, in one way or another for as long as she can remember. Deborah wanted to create the perfect beach book, to make the reader laugh, cry and cheer… and then run out and tell their friends about it. Her love of reading began when she was seven and picked up her first Mrs. Piggle Wiggle book. She lives with her family and ungrateful animals in South Florida, where Mother Nature takes out her bad attitude in the form of hurricanes.

Connect with Deborah on Twitter: @debbrownbooks

Website: http://deborahbrownbooks.blogspot.com/

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Get Romance and Humor in this Coming of Age Novella

August 20, 2013 coming of age, Humor, novel, romance novel

This Is Witt

by Alfred Sterling

A coming of age novella with a dollop of romance and dash of humor

Only 99¢ on Amazon

For Chris Witt, life always seems to fall into place. He went to a top school, he’s just married to his college girlfriend, and he’s beginning a respectable career as a middle school science teacher. Only, below the surface, Witt is a wreck. The path he is on he did not choose–everything the result of manipulation by the people closest to him. Now, as his twenties fly by, Witt is realizing that he doesn’t have a single clue about his own identity.

Before the first decade of adulthood runs out, will he come to terms with living in his surgeon father’s shadow, his sham of a marriage, and the girl who just won’t get out of his head?

Meet the Author:
Alfred Sterling

Alfred Sterling lives in Annapolis, MD, with his wife, four children, and disorderly Australian Shepard. He has a graduate degree in Public Relations from Georgetown University. “This is Witt” is his debut work.

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Take a Peek at My Shorts:
Six Assorted Short Stories by Jeff Gafford

March 5, 2013 Book Tour Radio, horror novel, Humor, Inspirational book, short stories

Take a Peek at My Shorts:

Six Assorted Short Stories

by Jeff Gafford

In this brief collection of stories written by Jeff Gafford, author of “Summertown”, the reader is told the unusual story of an Arizona ghost town in “A Visit to Ednaville”; a 43-year marriage comes to a tragic end in “The Last Anniversary Gift”; a real estate agent is given a terrifying tour of a new listing in “A Shovel on Her Doorstep”; plus three more tales. The stories range from inspirational to humorous to macabre to slightly off-beat, but all are guaranteed to entertain.

* Paperback * Kindle *

Meet The Author: Jeff Gafford

Jeff Gafford is a native of Phoenix, Arizona who has been working in the corporate and government security field for over twenty-five years. His time as a business owner and corporate security director in Haiti in the early 90’s gave him a first-hand look at both the best and worst sides of humanity; both the selfless sacrifice for others and the ruthless grasp for power. Jeff is currently working on a sequel to Summertown as well as a compilation of his short stories. He lives in Chandler, Arizona with his wife Pam and their American Eskimo, Aspen, the largest lapdog in the world.

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Book Launch News from Former CNN Anchor:
“Because I’m Small Now and You Love Me” by Gina London

January 8, 2013 Book Tour Radio, children inspirational, family relationships, Humor, Parent Guide

Introducing a Magical Book About the world through a Child’s eyes…..

“Because I’m Small Now and
You Love Me”

by Gina London

Click HERE for Details

From Gina London, an AWARD-WINNING VETERAN CNN CORRESPONDENT AND AUTHOR, comes a romantic, exotic, wacky and fun book about her young daughter and the adventures they have together!

Set in Paris, Tuscany and the good old U.S. of A., this anthology of true exploits and conversations between acclaimed journalist Gina London and her indomitable daughter Lulu creates a love story like no other.

Because I’m Small Now and You Love Me shows the magic of life happening–with a lot of faith, pluck, and adventure.

Quotes from Lulu:

“Italy is the place where everybody smokes and parks on the sidewalks.”

“Can I have your jewelry when I am bigger and you are dead?”

“I love you and if you want some of my pizza, you can have the crust, because I do not like the crust.”

“I don’t want to grow up, because I’m small now and you love me.”

Connect With the Author: Gina London

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ginalondonwalsh

Twitter: http://twitter.com/GinaMLondon

Author Website: www.ginalondon.com

Publisher Website: www.sakura-publishing.com

Order Page

“London beautifully captures what it means to see the world as a child, but also as a modern parent and citizen of the world. Read this book and you’ll want to take chances, explore and above all, really LISTEN to the children in your life.”

— Cara McDonald, Magazine editor

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The Magic of BlueWolf iBooks

November 28, 2012 Book Tour Radio, children's book, Humor, ibook, Korean Author, romance novel

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BlueWolf iBooks

BlueWolf Website * BlueWolf on Twitter

The goldfish and The milk carton ship
A heartwarming story of the artist, Choi Chiwon.
‘The goldfish and The milk carton ship’
Meet the heartwarming story with beautiful handmade pictures. A beautiful and warm story that is satisfactory for both adults and children.
Right now listen to the story of a little goldfish.
*Ratings and reviews are the power for the artist.

ORDER

‘A Little Story’
Meet the picture storybook now which portrayed in detail and beautifully by each page-elaborate handmade work. Meet a fantastic illustration beautiful brush touch and exquisite color made. Enjoy exotic scene and short small story filled with lingering sound. A small story full of many dreams by writer Seul-Ki Park ‘A Little Story’ It is a fantastic picture storybook both children and adults can be contented. You can meet this small but great story leaving long lingering sound by a small amount of 0.99 USD. Take the road with a small and tender girl.

ORDER

Boom! (English+Korean)
Ugly! Old! Douchebag!
Ugly from head to toe. Here is his funny overnight story.
Meet the unique display, sophisticated pen-line, glamorous sensiblity illustration! Here, you can have a special experience you never had.
Funny romance overnight story that is impressive enough to shake your emotion. ORDER

외모도 폭탄! 나이도 폭탄! 성격도 폭탄!
머리부터 발끝까지 폭탄인 남자의 우스꽝스러운 하룻밤 이야기.
독창적인 연출, 섬세한 펜선, 화려한 감각으로 무장한 삽화들을 만나보세요.
당신이 지금까지 겪어보지 못한 독특한 경험이 찾아왔습니다.
하룻밤 벌어지는 우스꽝스러운 로맨스는 여러분의 감성을 충분히 흔들어드립니다.

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Coming of Age…AGAIN – by Carol Mizrahi
“Wit and wisdom on every page”

August 31, 2012 Book Tour Radio, Chic Lit, Humor, maturing women, novel, relationships, Women's Fiction, women's issues

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“Coming of Age…AGAIN”
by Carol B. Mizrahi

“You don’t have to be Jewish, wear a skirt, or play mahjongg to laugh your way through “Coming of Age..AGAIN”

Four friends of a “certain age” prove that with a mix of moxie, wisdom, humor, and a weekly mahjongg game, coming of age can happen more than once.

As long as Barbara‘s husband had his affairs with women who bought their perfume at Walgreen’s, she was content to look the other way, but when she sniffs $400 an ounce Coco Chanel on his jacket, she hires a private detective, who uncovers more than she bargained for.

Irene, an incurable romantic, has been looking for the perfect man ever since her husband died. She thought Mel was “the one,” but that was before he moved in and before the “up” toilet seats, the snoring, and the scatological breakfast talk. “He’s not who he used to be,” she complains. “Neither are you,” her friends warn.

Rochelle, recently divorced, wants to return to an aborted art career, but her two daughters have turned her and her home into a virtual day care for their children. Despite counseling, both conventional and unorthodox, Rochelle seems incapable of taking her life back…until the death of a Butterfly.

Sylvia believes she will choke to death if she lives alone. Her daughter Mary has agreed to live with her until she marries, but all potential husbands flee the scene after Sylvia invites them home for dinner. When Mary’s latest boyfriend also dumps her, she goes over the top, taking Sylvia with her.

Meet the Author: Carol Mizrahi

In addition to “Coming of Age…AGAIN” Carol Mizrahi is the author of the award-winning screenplay “Retrogression.” She is currently at work on her second novel, a stage play, and writes a blog for whining — “The Bottom Whine.”

Mizrahi earned graduate degrees in English Literature and Second Language Teaching from the University of Illinois, studied at the Writer’s Workshop in Fiction, Iowa City, and owned and operated a fine used bookstore, Acres of Books. She lives in Champaign, IL with her husband and seven goldfish.

Carol’s web site: www.carolmizrahi.com

Carol’s Blog http://www.thebottomwhine.blogspot.com/

Carol on Twitter: http://twitter.com/carolmizrahi1

The book on Amazon

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ESC: 400 Years of Computer Humor by Chris Miksanek

June 28, 2012 computer / IT humor, Humor, jokes

ESC: 400 Years of Computer Humor”
a collection of humorous I.T. management
and technical essays by tech columnist
Chris Miksanek.

A collection of columns by humorist and industry pundit Chris Miksanek who has been writing computer humor since the days of the 5 1/4 floppy. His columns have appeared in numerous magazines like Datamation, Computerworld and The Journal of Irreproducible Results and have been translated into several languages including Korean, Portuguese and Pascal.

Connect with Chris on FaceBook

Get the Book and start laughing!

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Explore the World of Humorous Author – Eric Malteca

June 24, 2012 Book Tour Radio, Humor, jokes, provocative

Introducing:

Grossly Overwritten Vol. 1

By Eric Malteca

Get some humorous, entertaining, and frightful words into your eyes.

If you read this book you will have an inability to say anything non-sexual or religious for 48 hours, which is my promise to you as the author and curator of humor and oddities at large.

Lock yourself in a room, turn off every light that you find dampens the sensitivity of brain usage, and lose yourself in the world of Eric Malteca.

Connect with Eric Malteca

Book Link: http://amzn.to/IzXEeU

Author’s Website: http://www.grosslyoverwritten.com

More About Eric: http://www.grosslyoverwritten.com/about-the-author/

Author Spotlight: Tonya Kappes
Humorous Cozy Mysteries and Women’s Fiction

June 1, 2012 Author Help, author resource, Book Tour Radio, Chic Lit, Humor, Mystery, Women's Fiction

Tonya Kappes

Author: Tonya Kappes

“Full of wit, humor and colorful characters, Tonya Kappes delivers a fun, fast-paced story that will leave you hooked!” Bestselling Author, Jane Porter

“Fun, fresh, and flirty, Carpe Bead ’Em is the perfect read on a hot summer day. Tonya Kappes’ voice shines in her debut novel.” Author Heather Webber

“Tonya Kappes strings together the perfect blend of family, friends, and fun.” Author Misa Ramirez

Tonya is an Amazon Movers and Shakers, and self-published International bestselling author. She writes humorous cozy mystery and women’s fiction that involves quirky characters in quirky situations.
Splitsville.com, the first novel in the Olivia Davis Mystery Series, is a double finalist in the Next Generation Indie Book Awards in the Mystery and Humorous Categories. Carpe Bead ‘em is a finalist in Amazon’s eFestival of Words in the Women’s Fiction Category.

Tonya travels to various writer’s groups giving workshops on marketing and promoting no matter where you are in your career, and self publishing. Become a member of Tonya’s STREET TEAM! It’s a gathering place of readers who love Tonya Kappes novels and Tonya gives away monthly prizes! To sign up for Tonya’s STREET TEAM, newsletter, view book trailer, and upcoming news, check out: Tonya’s website, http://Tonyakappes.blogspot.com.

Also by Tonya Kappes:

Carpe Bead ‘em
Something Spooky This Way Comes
Believe Christmas Anthology
An Olivia Davis Paranormal Mystery – Splitsville.com

Grandberry Falls Series
The Ladybug Jinx
Happy New Life
A Superstitious Christmas
Never Tell Your Dreams

A Divorced Diva Beading Mystery Series
A Bead of Doubt

A Magical Cures Mystery
A Charming Crime

Non-Fiction
The Tricked-Out Toolbox~Promotional and Marketing Tools Every Writer Needs

You can purchase Tonya’s novels at:

Amazon / Barnes and Noble / Smashwords

Connect With Tonya Kappes:

Tonya’s Blog: http://tonyakappes.blogspot.com/
Facebook https://www.facebook.com/authortonyakappes
Twitter https://twitter.com/#!/tonyakappes11

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