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Free Book: Funny Steamy Romance

April 9, 2014 Fiction-drama, Humor, Mature Themes, Romance-steamy

Good Vibration

Funny Steamy Romance

by S M Mala

FREE April 9 to 11

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Sylvie works in an e-commerce company, ‘Good Vibration’, specialising in the distribution of adult toys. She’s surrounded by colourful people as well as interesting items she refuses to use.

The place has been her lifeline, even though it’s made out of silicone and plastic, for two and a half years as she still tries to come to terms with the devastation of losing of her husband while bringing up their daughter, alone.

Her world is turned upside down when her work partner collapses and his stepson, Finlay, comes in to sort out the business, which his family own.

The consummated snob isn’t impressed with it and wants it to shut it down. He finds the product and people distasteful … and it shows. And he has his own problems, as his beautiful French wife has just told him she’s pregnant but he might not be the father.

Determined to keep the place open, against someone fixed on closing it down, the pair fight tooth and nail to achieve what they want, both poles apart on how they see the world and why.

But could opposites really attract?

Or is it that they want to be with that person, but all for the wrong reasons?

It’s about finding unexpected love in the most extraordinary place when faced with every possible obstacle to stop having a ‘Good Vibration.’

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Freebie: An Unconventional Love Story

April 2, 2014 Chic Lit, Humor, romance novel, Women's Fiction

Relative Strangers

by S M Mala

FREE April 2 to 4

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Funny, romantic, contemporary story about step siblings trying to get on and how their lives are linked by death, love and babies.

An unconventional love story about babies, brothers… and the occasional secret bonk. Family ties don’t come easy to Ella. When her widowed father Reggie marries divorcee Jude, she is inflicted with two step brothers to add to her current one. She doesn’t want to be part of the mixed race ‘Brady Bunch’ and neither does one of the objectionable step brothers, Daniel. He constantly rubs her up the wrong way over the years, challenging how she acts towards her family. But he’s no angel and is equally determined not to get involved in the family side of things hiding his own little secret. But life starts to hand Ella some bitter blows, unexpected and heart breaking. She finds herself picking up the pieces for the loved ones around her, against her will and better judgement, while trying to hold fast to a family she never expected to have… or indeed ever wanted. As the years unfold, there’s more emotional family conflict for her and everything she thought she hated, she starts to unexpectedly love… including the illusive and ever so slightly obnoxious Daniel. But is he worth taking a risk on when they are relative strangers? …

Free: What he did to her (romantic, adult, steamy, humorous)

March 12, 2014 Humor, Mature Themes, Romance-steamy

What he did to her

(romantic, adult, steamy, humorous)

by S M Mala

FREE March 12 – 14

Click HERE for FREE Copy

Conor’s life consists of drugs, drink and getting dirty with as many women as possibly.

He doesn’t care about the size, shape or colour as long as they want uncomplicated fun then he’s happy. For him love and relationships come with dire consequences and that’s not how he wants to live his life.

To Conor’s dismay, he finds his married boss Marcus, is having a fling with his very own sister Debs, and Conor has been asked to cover the trail by lying to the boss’s wife. The only problem is that he works with Neve and she’s no pushover……..Except ‘love’ is creeping up on him in an unexpected place that he would just about do anything to avoid. And temptation is going to lead him and his loved ones into trouble with serious consequences…….

MATURE Content

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Free Novel: Funny Steamy Romance

February 27, 2014 Fiction-drama, Humor, Mature Themes, Romance-steamy

Good Vibration

Funny Steamy Romance

by S M Mala

FREE Feb. 27 – 28

Click HERE for FREE Copy

Sylvie works in an e-commerce company, ‘Good Vibration’, specialising in the distribution of adult toys. She’s surrounded by colourful people as well as interesting items she refuses to use.

Her world is turned upside down when her work partner collapses and his stepson, Finlay, comes in to sort out the business, which his family own.

Determined to keep the place open, against someone fixed on closing it down, the pair fight tooth and nail to achieve what they want, both poles apart on how they see the world and why.

But could opposites really attract?

Or is it that they want to be with that person, but all for the wrong reasons?

It’s about finding unexpected love in the most extraordinary place when faced with every possible obstacle to stop having a ‘Good Vibration.’

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NSFW Humor & Satire – Psycho Proctologists

February 23, 2014 Humor, NSFW, Satire

Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom

Available Formats:

Kindle * Paperback * Audible

Forget Fifty Shades of Gray, this book is fifty shades blacker than your a**hole . . .

Michael McLaren is Hollywood’s proctologist to the stars. In Tinseltown, there’s no shortage of famous people who need things discreetly removed from their sphincters–or who want things shoved up there. Either way, business is good.

But when he discovers that demons dwell in the darkest crevices of existence, he’s unwittingly initiated into a secret society of demon hunters:

The Psycho Proctologists.

The world may think they’re crazy, but they’re all that’s standing between you and the Armageddon.

Because when flaming buttholes threaten to doom humanity as we know it, who ya gonna call?

A butt doctor.

About The Author:

W.W. Pecker is the top-secret pen name of an award-winning author.

No, really. It wasn’t the Nobel Prize, or even the Pulitzer, but it was an award for writing, dammit. And no, it wasn’t his third grade teacher’s class prize, either. Geez. Cynical, much?

When he’s not writing, he can usually be found watching “mature content” on the internet.

Author blog: http://psychoproctologists.blogspot.com

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/PsychoProctologists

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Free Funny Steamy Romance – Hot Flush

February 19, 2014 Chic Lit, Humor, romance novel, Romance-steamy, Women's Fiction

HOT FLUSH

Funny Steamy Romance

FREE Feb. 19-21

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The courses to true love never runs smoothly… and certainly not for Betty. She loves Tom. Tom blatantly doesn’t feel the same and he’s good at showing it, in a pretty mean way. Betty wants to get down and dirty with the chef but he’s holding back. This lady is resilient and even though he treats her bad, she won’t give up. And she thinks her hot flushes are down to unrequited lust but the reality is she’s going through the early stages of menopause… aged thirty two.

Blindly, she follows her heart and frisky feelings towards her sister’s girlfriend’s brother. Tied by family connections, Betty thinks this means they are meant to be together. Even her Grandpa Mo and doting six year old niece, Tilly, can see she’s going to get burnt. How can she make the man she’s been in love with for eight years fall in love with her? Is it possible to convince him, as well as her embarrassed family, her feelings are real?

And who will help her open her own restaurant, specialising in spicy food, so she can prove she’s more than just a kitchen hand? A funny sexy story about family, food and plenty of hot flushes.

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Humorous Satire – Psycho Proctologists

February 15, 2014 Humor, Satire

Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom

Available Formats:

Kindle * Paperback * Audible

About The Author:

Author blog: http://psychoproctologists.blogspot.com

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/PsychoProctologists

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A Haddington Manifestation – A British Comedy

February 13, 2014 british, comedy, Humor

A Haddington Manifestation

A British Comedy

by R. J. Davin

Get Your Copy U.S. or U.K.

A Haddington Manifestation is a humorous work of fiction set in England during the 1890s and centres around the character of Lord Haddington who suffers from a terrible affliction of great clumsiness so much so that he is known in the area as “Lord Clumsy.” Haddington has been seeking his long lost grandson for some time and now he has two claimants as guests in his house. All the characters have to endure a great deal of trials and tribulations before reaching a happy ending.

About the Author: R J Davin

R J Davin was born and lives in Sydney. He is interested in history and politics, and has a love for the written word. He has an abiding passion for the British Ealing comedies of the 1950s, which had a strong influence on the writing of A Haddington Manifestation.

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The Mayonnaise Affair – Adult Dark Comedy only 99¢

February 12, 2014 comedy, dark humor, Humor

The Mayonnaise Affair

Adult Humor, Dark Comedy
only 99¢

Get Your Copy Here

Life was perfect for Ron Ramsey. But he wanted more. Dating the most beautiful woman in the world and living a life of well-earned luxury were not enough for Ron. With the help of Strawberry, a plus size prostitute in South Florida, Ron is able to carry out an act that is unplanned, inexpiable, unconventional, and yes with mayonnaise.

The Mayonnaise Affair is a short story –

Not for the prudish or those with a small appetite.

About the Author:

Frank Linn is a short story writer who was born and raised in Florida. Frank graduated from the University of Florida with a degree in Political Science. When Frank isn’t working his “desk job,” he is at his other desk working on short stories as the best catharsis for dealing with other people’s shortcomings. He lives in Miami.

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