The Mayonnaise Affair – Adult Dark Comedy only 99¢

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The Mayonnaise Affair

Adult Humor, Dark Comedy
only 99¢


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Life was perfect for Ron Ramsey. But he wanted more. Dating the most beautiful woman in the world and living a life of well-earned luxury were not enough for Ron. With the help of Strawberry, a plus size prostitute in South Florida, Ron is able to carry out an act that is unplanned, inexpiable, unconventional, and yes with mayonnaise.

The Mayonnaise Affair is a short story –

Not for the prudish or those with a small appetite.


About the Author:

Frank Linn is a short story writer who was born and raised in Florida. Frank graduated from the University of Florida with a degree in Political Science. When Frank isn’t working his “desk job,” he is at his other desk working on short stories as the best catharsis for dealing with other people’s shortcomings. He lives in Miami.


A Taste of Dark Humor: The Cat Lover’s Cookbook

NOTE: This book is a spoof cookbook written by a make believe crazy cat lady; it’s recipes on cooking and eating cats – recipes that have been passed down in her family from generation to generation. The book also has a quasi religious bent and she offers random tips for better living.
Pet lovers…please read disclaimer.


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DISCLAIMER: Pet lovers, please note that this is a book of “dark humor” that you most certainly will find to be offensive. Apologies for any discomfort. This book is for entertainment purposes only and in no way chronicles actual events. It is not intended in any way to encourage such activities or behaviors. Censorship is a personal affair and this note is to give you the opportunity to ignore this feature if you personally find it offensive.