In Favour of Fools: A Free Science Fiction Comedy

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In Favour of Fools:
A Free Science Fiction Comedy

 

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A FREE Science Fiction Comedy introducing Philip Humphrey Chandler as the socially inept hero who likes beer, coffee and breasts – but not necessarily in that order.

Phil is private investigator; he’s got a computer and a comfy chair, and he knows how to use them.

He doesn’t get all sweaty chasing the bad guys; not when his fingers can do the work as he sips his coffee and looks forward to a nice cool pint. He doesn’t wrestle them to the ground, with a quick quip and a steely gaze; not when he can sit in his comfy chair and dream about the girl behind the bar; the one with the breasts.

Then he meets the ex-wife of a missing crime lord, and everything changes. Suddenly he’s squirting to distant planets, finding dead bodies, dancing with aliens, saving a world from the clutches of the cutest of aliens and, for one brief moment, he becomes the richest man in the universe.

In a tale of treachery, danger, poor customer service and bad jokes, Phil is forced to put aside his relaxed ‘let someone else do the work’ attitude, and take up arms against the might of an alien empire (well, it’s a crow bar actually, and the alien is a little girl; a very tough little girl) and somehow find a way to save the day, and Earth’s most valuable commodity, and maybe even his dignity.

But where does this story really start?

Of course, for Phil, it’s when he first meets the ex-wife of the missing crime lord; it’s typical of him to think it all started with him. For Ben, it would be the misplaced bullet; for Millie, it was, of course, the Joke, and for Sam; well your guess is as good as mine.

In reality, it started much earlier; nine years earlier, with the robbery…

A laugh a minute science fiction comedy thriller, destined to be one of the decade’s Science Fiction Bestsellers, and it’s also a unique First Contact Novel. If you like your SF books with alien worlds, strangely named AI’s, really bad jokes and a Narrative Facilitator who would really rather be doing something else, then maybe you should add this to your Science Fiction and Fantasy library of Kindle books.

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No Hope for Gomez!

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No Hope for Gomez!

A Comedy, Romantic Comedy, Literary Fiction
by Graham Parke

 

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It’s the age-old tale:

Boy meets girl.
Boy stalks girl.
Girl already has a stalker.
Boy becomes her stalker-stalker.

We’ve seen it all before, many times, but this time it’s different. If only slightly.

Gomez is eternally bewildered by the ease with which others navigate the world. He’s never had much luck with women, or jobs, or anything really. Even gravity seems to pull on him a little harder than it does on others. But when he enters a medical trail and a super sexy research assistant falls for him, he thinks his luck has changed – even if that assistant has trouble expressing herself in terms outside the realm of science.

But when one of the trial participants turns up dead and another goes missing, Gomez begins to fear for his life. No longer sure whom he can trust and which of his experiences are actually real and which merely drug induced delusions, he decides to go underground and work out a devious plan.

“Extremely witty and clever writing that contains keen insights into human nature.” –California Chronicle

“Challenges the way we think about, and interact with, the world around us.” –Kirkus Discoveries

“The antics in this book will leave the reader laughing. Graham Parke is a genius.” –Readers Favorite

“A quick and unputdownable read that flies in the face of reason, and smashes against the wall of detective novels. It’s a Coens Brothers’ film formatted in book form.” –Book Review

“A very funny book; a veritable page turner of nonstop laughs. Buy a copy and find out for yourself!” –Reader Views

 

 

 

 

Awkward Moments Children’s Bible –
A Double Dose of Biblical Humor

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Awkward Moments
Children’s Bible, Vol. 1 & 2

BEWARE – NOT FOR KIDS!

 

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About This Project

 

This is definitely not your average children’s Bible! If you thought the bestseller “Go The F**k To Sleep” was inappropriate for story-time with kids, you haven’t seen anything yet! Leave it to the Bible!

How well do you know the Good Book?
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What began as a private online gag among interfaith friends quickly grew into a book to meet the demands of adoring fans! Combining actual Bible verses with more than 30 whimsical original illustrations, Awkward Moments uses humor to encourage people from all walks of faith to think, perhaps for the first time, about how the Bible continues to shape our culture.

Let’s be honest – there are some things in the Good Book that are just… awkward! There are verses we’d like to forget or that have been changed throughout the centuries. There are many verses you’ve never heard before in church, let alone seen in your average children’s Bible! Not to mention the verses that have been added over the centuries!

Awkward Moments Children’s Bible is much more than an irreverent book for your coffee table! Readers of all faiths will find themselves laughing out loud while being encouraged to think about the Bible in a new way.

New in Volume 2:

STILL NOT FOR KIDS! If you thought our first bestseller was inappropriate for kids, this volume is barely appropriate for adults! More incest, genocide, talking animals, wrestling matches, martyrs, abortion, magic, homosexuality and selficide! What would Jesus do? You might be surprised what His own family thought of Him!

From the opening foreword by Evangelical pastor, author, and professor Dan Kimball (of Vintage Faith Church), to the challenging commentaries in the second half of the book, Awkward Moments Children’s Bible is much more than an irreverent book for your coffee table! Readers of all faiths will find themselves laughing out loud while being encouraged to think about the Bible in a new way.

The Goal? Awkward Moments encourages readers to really understand what is in their Bibles and think for themselves about the context of Biblical teaching. The 32 color illustrations and included commentaries will likely challenge some readers to reflect on how religion continues to shape the lives and culture of future generations. If readers happen to laugh out loud and enjoy the interactive puzzles and games in the mean time – it’s just an added bonus!

Connect with the Author:

Order website link: www.awkwardmomentsbible.com/order/
Author website url: www.facebook.com/awkwardbible
Twitter account: https://twitter.com/AwkwardBible

 

 

 

Awkward Moments – there are some things in the Good Book that are just… awkward!

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Awkward Moments
Children’s Bible, Vol. 1

BEWARE – NOT FOR KIDS!

 

Get Your Copy Here

About This Project

 

This is definitely not your average children’s Bible! If you thought the bestseller “Go The F**k To Sleep” was inappropriate for story-time with kids, you haven’t seen anything yet! Leave it to the Bible!

How well do you know the Good Book?
What began as a private online gag among interfaith friends quickly grew into a book to meet the demands of adoring fans! Combining actual Bible verses with more than 30 whimsical original illustrations, Awkward Moments uses humor to encourage people from all walks of faith to think, perhaps for the first time, about how the Bible continues to shape our culture.

Let’s be honest – there are some things in the Good Book that are just… awkward! There are verses we’d like to forget or that have been changed throughout the centuries. There are many verses you’ve never heard before in church, let alone seen in your average children’s Bible! Not to mention the verses that have been added over the centuries!

Awkward Moments Children’s Bible is much more than an irreverent book for your coffee table! Readers of all faiths will find themselves laughing out loud while being encouraged to think about the Bible in a new way.

The Goal? Awkward Moments encourages readers to really understand what is in their Bibles and think for themselves about the context of Biblical teaching. The 32 color illustrations and included commentaries will likely challenge some readers to reflect on how religion continues to shape the lives and culture of future generations. If readers happen to laugh out loud and enjoy the interactive puzzles and games in the mean time – it’s just an added bonus!

 

 

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Bad Advice

Steamy, Romantic, Black Comedy. and Murder Mystery

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Sometimes following your heart isn’t the best advice…

 

Ruby’s having a problem looking for love. The divorced single mother needs someone to mend her heart.
Scottie’s avoiding any commitment, wanting to focus on his high flying career.
But one party, a moment of madness, it all changes.
Two people, with completely different views, find themselves colliding when it comes to love and life.
Especially when they both have secrets they don’t want the other to know about.
And to make matters worse, they are drawn together by a serial killer seeking revenge on Samaritans!

A romantic, sexy, black comedy about love, murder and bad advice.

 

In the Dark: A collection of short plays and monologues

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In the Dark: A collection of short plays and monologues

by Victoria Jane Appleton

 

Available in: U.S. & U.K.

 

 

In the Dark is a collection of short plays and monologues inspired by the darker moments in life. Not everything turns out as bad as you think…

 

The Midnight Salesmen is a farcical comedy about a midnight robbery gone awry.

Last Will and Testament is a thriller about 2 men exploring a newly inherited mansion with a hidden past.

This book includes an exclusive preview of the intense dramatic play The Tomen Carnival.

 

Meet the Author: Victoria Jane Appleton

VictoriaJaneAppleton25 year old Victoria Jane Appleton is an author and actor from Hampshire, England. After studying at London Metropolitan University she showcased her writing at Wilton’s Music Hall, the Royal Academy of Music, Kings Place, The Cockpit and the Edinburgh Fringe.

Connect with Victoria on TWITTER.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Haddington Manifestation – A British Comedy

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A Haddington Manifestation

A British Comedy

by R. J. Davin

 

Get Your Copy U.S. or U.K.

 

A Haddington Manifestation is a humorous work of fiction set in England during the 1890s and centres around the character of Lord Haddington who suffers from a terrible affliction of great clumsiness so much so that he is known in the area as “Lord Clumsy.” Haddington has been seeking his long lost grandson for some time and now he has two claimants as guests in his house. All the characters have to endure a great deal of trials and tribulations before reaching a happy ending.

 

About the Author: R J Davin

R J Davin was born and lives in Sydney. He is interested in history and politics, and has a love for the written word. He has an abiding passion for the British Ealing comedies of the 1950s, which had a strong influence on the writing of A Haddington Manifestation.

 

The Mayonnaise Affair – Adult Dark Comedy only 99¢

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The Mayonnaise Affair

Adult Humor, Dark Comedy
only 99¢

 

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Life was perfect for Ron Ramsey. But he wanted more. Dating the most beautiful woman in the world and living a life of well-earned luxury were not enough for Ron. With the help of Strawberry, a plus size prostitute in South Florida, Ron is able to carry out an act that is unplanned, inexpiable, unconventional, and yes with mayonnaise.

The Mayonnaise Affair is a short story –

Not for the prudish or those with a small appetite.

 

About the Author:

Frank Linn is a short story writer who was born and raised in Florida. Frank graduated from the University of Florida with a degree in Political Science. When Frank isn’t working his “desk job,” he is at his other desk working on short stories as the best catharsis for dealing with other people’s shortcomings. He lives in Miami.

 

FREE Steamy Romantic Comedy and Murder Mystery

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Bad Advice

Steamy, Romantic, Black Comedy. and Murder Mystery

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Sometimes following your heart isn’t the best advice…

Ruby’s having a problem looking for love. The divorced single mother needs someone to mend her heart.
Scottie’s avoiding any commitment, wanting to focus on his high flying career.
But one party, a moment of madness, it all changes.
Two people, with completely different views, find themselves colliding when it comes to love and life.
Especially when they both have secrets they don’t want the other to know about.
And to make matters worse, they are drawn together by a serial killer seeking revenge on Samaritans!

A romantic, sexy, black comedy about love, murder and bad advice.

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Sometimes following your heart isn’t the best advice… 

Ruby’s having a problem looking for love. The divorced single mother needs someone to mend her heart.
Scottie’s avoiding any commitment, wanting to focus on his high flying career.
But one party, a moment of madness, it all changes.
Two people, with completely different views, find themselves colliding when it comes to love and life.
Especially when they both have secrets they don’t want the other to know about.
And to make matters worse, they are drawn together by a serial killer seeking revenge on Samaritans!

A romantic, sexy, black comedy about love, murder and bad advice.

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